About Me

Game reviewer, I like to think I am good.

I do this for fun, and I can't do spoken reviews because I would have a worse voice than Richard Nixon, Jon Richardson and Brian Johnson's singing voice if they were somehow put together in the most un-holy matrimony of the Oral Human Centipede.

Friday, 15 February 2013

More Ass Cred Revels And Patience

Urgh.

Urgh.

URRRRRGGHGGGGHHH.

I'm so fucking bored of ACR. It's such a fucking chore to play it, I sat down in order to finish the city renovation, why he can't get his little minions to do I have no idea, and it just takes ages. I now have enough money to fund an entire Antarctic Expedition and a space program. 

WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT???? WHY?

And another thing, why do the fans of Ass Cred have such a huge love for the game, nothing is perfect. They say, "oh the free running is the best" well thats only because you either do it meh or its shite, "the combats flawless" no. ITS TOO EASY! and my favorite "Ezio is so funny/emotional/cool/etc" no. EZIO IS THE BALL SWEAT OF THE "STEALTH" GENRE. IS ASS CRED A STEALTH GAME? 

LOOK IT EVEN ENDORSES STABBINGS AND RAPE
NO.

DON'T, ASS CRED SAY IT IS.

You Cunts.


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